Frictionless investing,
in plain english.

Every stock gets a plain-english vibe check. Invest in seconds with your face. No broker account. No 14-screen intake. No confetti on trades. Just open, learn, invest.

NO PROSPECTUS · NO PREDATORY ADS · NO BROKER APPLICATION · MADE IN NYC

The feed

Real investing. Made dead easy.

One ticker per card. Swipe up for the next. Tap once to invest. The Loopi feed ranks what's actually moving today, what your friends are watching, and what you've already got your eye on.

1

Ranked, not random.

Our ranker mixes Loopi Score, your watchlist, and fresh catalysts. You never waste a scroll.

2

Read it fast. Go deeper if you want.

Every card opens with the short version — price, movement, verdict. Tap to see what's behind it. Don't need it? Swipe up.

3

Tap once to invest.

Face ID confirms. Your order fills in seconds. We don't push you through a 14-screen broker intake.

9:41
Loopi
⇡ swipe up ⇡
COIN
Coinbase
$242.10+1.9%
74/100
👀 watching
Crypto's quiet but the chart's doing that thing where it's quiet before it isn't.
TSLA
Tesla
$246.80+4.8%
88/100
🔒 lockedin
Elon tweeted twice. Stock up 5%. Nothing else to report.
META
Meta Platforms
$512.40+1.1%
69/100
👀 watching
Ad revenue up. Zuck's haircut remains the real risk factor.
F
Ford Motor Co.
$11.40-1.2%
34/100
👎 nah
Ford is fine. "Fine" is not a thesis.
COIN
Coinbase
$242.10+1.9%
74/100
👀 watching
Loops back around.
Face ID flow

Link your bank. Once.

Plaid-backed, instant. Most banks work.

~30s

Face ID to confirm.

No 2FA codes. No "please confirm your identity via phone".

~1s

Order fills.

Fractional shares from $1. Settles on T+1.

~2s
Invest with your face

No broker account. Just your face.

Three steps. In the time it takes to check Instagram.

Every other investing app makes you fill out a brokerage application like it's 2006. We don't. Loopi handles KYC behind the scenes — you sign up in under a minute and transact with Face ID from there on.

The Loopi Score

Four bands. One read on the room.

We run every ticker through three signals — price momentum, social buzz, and how familiar the name actually is — and hand you a number plus a verdict. Hover a card for a real example.

🔒 85 — 100
lockedin

Signals aligned, momentum confirmed. The market and the crowd agree on this one.

NVDA92
"Up 4.2% on nothing in particular — the crowd just decided today was the day."
👀 65 — 84
watching

Signals are building. Not chaos yet, but the room is leaning in.

COIN74
"Crypto's quiet but the chart's doing that thing where it's quiet before it isn't."
😐 40 — 64
mid

Nothing to write home about. Fine, and that's the most damning thing you could say.

KO52
"Coca-Cola up 0.3%. Coca-Cola down 0.3%. Coca-Cola up 0.3%."
👎 0 — 39
nah

Hard pass. The numbers don't add up and the crowd has moved on.

BYND18
"Beyond Meat announcing another pivot is how we know it's Tuesday."
Built from three signals: Momentum· Buzz· Familiarity refreshed every 15 min
How we know

We actually listen.

Loopi reads what the internet is saying about every ticker — Reddit threads, YouTube comment sections, financial X, news headlines, earnings call transcripts — and turns it into a plain-english vibe check. The crowd is already talking. We just bring you the receipts.

Reddit & forums wallstreetbets, stocks, investing, ticker-specific subs. We count posts, track sentiment, and flag outliers.
Live
YouTube comment sections Earnings recaps, creator takes, and the threads underneath. Where retail actually digests news.
Live
Finance X & creator feeds Fintwit, TikTok finance creators, newsletter buzz. Ranked by reach × recency.
Live
News & transcripts Reuters, AP, earnings call transcripts, SEC filings. The primary sources, boiled down.
15m

Know what people are saying. Then act.
Not the other way around.

Built right

Playful brand. Serious plumbing.

Loopi is a Delaware C-Corp building on regulated rails. Here's the calm, factual version for the grown-ups in the room.

Regulated

We don't hold your money ourselves. We work with a US broker-dealer partner and follow the same rules as the grown-ups.

  • Delaware C-Corp
  • Broker-dealer integration
  • KYC / AML on every account

Secure

Your data is encrypted, scoped, and never resold. We don't run ad trackers. We don't sell your info. Full stop.

  • AES-256 at rest
  • TLS 1.2+ in transit
  • Face ID / biometric auth

Transparent

Free to browse. Flat fee per trade — $1 under $100, $1.99 at $100 and over. No payment for order flow, no spread markup, no predatory ads, no selling your data.

  • $0 — browse & read vibe checks forever
  • $1 flat fee — trades under $100
  • $1.99 flat fee — trades $100 and over
  • $4.99/mo — real-time alerts & more (coming soon)
  • ✅ No payment for order flow
  • ✅ No spread markup
  • ✅ No predatory ads

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